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TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞

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A samurai does not concern himself with anything but the bushido! I consider you Konoha shinobi very, very dear friends, but I cannot possibly understand all the nuances of your strange, backwards customs.

...The women from your world should also have vaginas.

That is your cultural preference, I suppose.

...the women from your world... don't have vaginas?

[ aside from Zurako? ]

How should I know?

...How... does reproduction work... for Samurai?

Aa?

[FFFF????]

One gets married, of course.

And then what?

Produce heirs.

Are you telling me females get pregnant by marriage and willpower?

Well... not exactly, but...

A-ah, don't be disrespectful!

Well... that... is traditionally blocked by a hymen.

A mother-in-law?

No, during the physical... act...

A mother-in-law's combo attack?

No, it's... uh, do you know the cups of ramen?

I prefer cups of soba.

Okay, well, you can't pour water directly onto the soba. You need to open the seal on top first, right?

Only halfway. It cooks faster if you let it sit with the top on for a few minutes.

But the point is, you have to break the seal. The seal can break from falling off the shelf, or from not being put on correctly at the factory, but traditionally, only the person who was meant to eat the soba is allowed to break the seal.

Of course. It is unhygienic to eat soba that has already been opened.

Okay, well, every woman has a seal...

Uwah. Do they also have an expiration date?

...No...

I suppose that would be untoward to ask...

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