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TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞

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Well... that... is traditionally blocked by a hymen.

A mother-in-law?

No, during the physical... act...

A mother-in-law's combo attack?

No, it's... uh, do you know the cups of ramen?

I prefer cups of soba.

Okay, well, you can't pour water directly onto the soba. You need to open the seal on top first, right?

Only halfway. It cooks faster if you let it sit with the top on for a few minutes.

But the point is, you have to break the seal. The seal can break from falling off the shelf, or from not being put on correctly at the factory, but traditionally, only the person who was meant to eat the soba is allowed to break the seal.

Of course. It is unhygienic to eat soba that has already been opened.

Okay, well, every woman has a seal...

Uwah. Do they also have an expiration date?

...No...

I suppose that would be untoward to ask...

Yes, well, don't... talk about Sakura's hymen anymore.

Especially about sharing it.

Or breaking it.

...Don't talk about it.

Aa? Have I offended? I still do not understand.

That is her...

[ LET'S NOT COMPLICATE THINGS ]

...future husband's job.

Oh! A special topic, for man and wife, only?

In this case? Yes.

Ah! How careless of me! Sakura-dono - she must feel extremely embarrassed!

She'll forgive you.

[dubious 'WE BOTH SAW THAT PINK HULK RIGHT' silence]

...I'll talk to her.

I could not ask you to risk your life so recklessly.

She's more reasonable than you think.

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