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TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞

[FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + NOTE&ACTION]

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Very well. What do you think of Madeline?

said i don't care didn't i? madeline's fine

I also like Hyacinth and Fiona.

yeah, yeah. just don't give her a name that'll make all the other monkey's pick on her.

Edited 2010-10-29 14:49 (UTC)

There are more monkeys? I do not want a whole barrel.

we're only gettin one, don't panic

What do you think of Jasmine?

yeah. yeah, jasmine's pretty hang on, nearly back

Do not forget to take off your shoes.

yeah yeah

[Soon enough, there is a Renji tramping into the room, still very much wearing shoes and with a bright eyed marmoset sitting perched on his shoulder. He makes sure he's safely secured in their shared room before speaking up, not wanting to wake anyone else]

Hey.

[sleepytime Zura is sitting up on his futon, reading a book with a toothbrush in his mouth]

[he seems to have forgotten about it]

[blinks up at him, pinned-up hair bobbing stupidly]

[frowns at his shoes pointedly, intoning]

It's not hey, it's -

[oh]

[oh that's really cute]

...Hn.

... [what.]

... hn, huh. Well, I'll be sure t'remember that next time I see ya.

[as for monkey-tan, she's in the process of streeeetching her little arm out in interest towards you, there, Zura. MORE FUN-LOOKING HAIR DO WANT?!]

[sorry are you making words?]

[I'm busy staring at the ball of fluff, transfixed]

[have a dribble of toothpaste down his chin]

[SIGH]

[reaches his arm out, and soon enough there is a little marmoset all up in your face.]

[DON'T PASS OUT OKAY I KNOW IT'S A LOT OF ADORABLE IN A VERY SMALL PACKAGE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BREATHE THROUGH IT]

[OH MY GOD]

[breathing is for chumps all I want to do is shakily rub my face against her soft fur and sputter like a retard]

Her p-paws... are so sm-small...

[AUGH THEY'RE CURLING AROUND MY HAIR AND CLINGING]

[AUGHHHH]

Yeah.

[YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU TO THAT just gonna drop down this list (http://www.primatecare.com/mdiet.htm) onto your futon and then heave a massive fucking hikers backpack full of marmoset necessities --which he may or may not have purchsed via a tab under your name-- from his back and dump it next to you.

there, dinner.]

Right. There's her stuff, think Kurosaki fed her today so ya don't need t'go overboard. M'goin' out.

[glances to the pack, then to the list briefly]

[while Madeline/Hyacinth/Jasmine/etc clambers up his hair, which is quite painful but also SUPER CUTE]

I see...

[wait a minute]

You are going out?

[THERE IS SO MUCH JUDGING IN THIS VOICE]

[SIGH WHY THAT TONE LEAVE ME BE]

Yeah. Told ya in the message, guess y'didn't listen.

Her first night in this home, and you are already leaving her? She will develop abandonment issues.

She'll be fine. She knows me plenty already. If I don't give you two some alone time, yer'll never stand a chance o' catchin' up.

[GOD Renji you catch on so quick]

Oh, you are right...! We will never have a happy home if bonds of love are uneven!

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