Katsura Kotarou 《 桂 小太郎 》 (
itsnotzura) wrote2019-08-10 07:00 pm
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TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧
gargleblasted
❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...
...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞
[FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + NOTE&ACTION]
Re: action;
[I'm busy staring at the ball of fluff, transfixed]
[have a dribble of toothpaste down his chin]
Re: action;
[reaches his arm out, and soon enough there is a little marmoset all up in your face.]
[DON'T PASS OUT OKAY I KNOW IT'S A LOT OF ADORABLE IN A VERY SMALL PACKAGE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BREATHE THROUGH IT]
Re: action;
Re: action;
Her p-paws... are so sm-small...
[AUGH THEY'RE CURLING AROUND MY HAIR AND CLINGING]
[AUGHHHH]
Re: action; AIM DISLIKES YOUR GRANDER THINGS
[YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU TO THAT just gonna drop down this list (http://www.primatecare.com/mdiet.htm) onto your futon and then heave a massive fucking hikers backpack full of marmoset necessities --which he may or may not have purchsed via a tab under your name-- from his back and dump it next to you.
there, dinner.]
Right. There's her stuff, think Kurosaki fed her today so ya don't need t'go overboard. M'goin' out.
Re: action;
[while Madeline/Hyacinth/Jasmine/etc clambers up his hair, which is quite painful but also SUPER CUTE]
I see...
Re: action;
You are going out?
[THERE IS SO MUCH JUDGING IN THIS VOICE]
Re: action;
Yeah. Told ya in the message, guess y'didn't listen.
Re: action;
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Re: action;
Oh, you are right...! We will never have a happy home if bonds of love are uneven!
Re: action;
Yeah. 'Xactly. Anyway, I should be off.
Re: action;
[oh god she's climbing up the side of my head]
[paaaaaaaaaws her pawskjdnkjff]
Re: action;
[a pause. wait. damnit katsura, don't tell me 'home', i might start to listen 8|]
An' it's not 'home'. It's semi-permanent temporary lodgings.
Re: action;
[the monkey crawls to the top of his head]
...What is the difference?
Re: action;
[... reaches out to scritch her cheek. d'awww dauder monkey so stupidly cute. also he seems to be incredibly introspective this evening full of ~*depth~ and ~*inner thoughts*~ and all that jazz what is this]
Home's a place 'at's yours. M'not stayin', so it's not home.
Anyway, I'm goin'.
Re: action;
[and now the monkey is climbing down his face]
My homes have all been semi-permanent temporary lodgings.
[even though Madeline/Hyacinth/Kimber is leaving little scratches all over his face, he doesn't seem to mind]
I didn't think staying was a requirement.
Re: action;
[watching that monkey. sob wtf are you doing little monkey. sighs, and adds:]
She does though. Make sure ya feed her right, I'll be back sometime.
[and then he's turning ready to leave]
Re: action;
[frowns a bit]
[he's not sure what stars or strawberries had to do with much, but he can understand the sentiment well enough; it was something that took he himself depressive months and a large, large amount of explosives to come to terms with]
[but there's no time like the present, thinks Katsura, to start heading for new dawns]
[firmly, he replies]
I will feed her. Try not to get arrested, and do not come home too late.
Re: action;
besides, it's given him something to think about]
Yeah, yeah. Bye. [with that and a huff, he's gone]
Re: action;
[until a monkey paw smacks right in his eye]
Sh-shit...! Down, Angela!