itsnotzura: (Each day matters to me.)
Katsura Kotarou 《 桂 小太郎 》 ([personal profile] itsnotzura) wrote2019-08-10 07:00 pm

TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ [livejournal.com profile] gargleblasted

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞




❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞


[FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + NOTE&ACTION]
lightnings: (narrating icha icha paradise;;;)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I mean...

...

It's a sensitive... subject for most women...

[ NO that's definitely not what he means ]

Usually it's associated with something that doesn't have to do with a woman's struggles, but rather... uh...

...

...

[ LONG PAUSE LONG PAUSE ]

Something. else.

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[???]

A woman's triumphs?
lightnings: (calmtiemz)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it.

...

...

...

It's an old symbolization of a woman's...
lightnings: (narrating icha icha paradise;;;)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Virginity.

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Aa? A hymen is a woman who is pure and chaste?

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Ha ha ha! How embarrassing, to refer to myself as having one, then. I did not know.
lightnings: (suspicious)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No, a hymen isn't a woman, it's a... ...part of the body that covers over... Uh. The... ... vagina.

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I cannot hear you. Do not mutter into your mask.
lightnings: (ahaha.... yeah okay)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god body parts wai ]

It covers the vagina.

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

[...]

[...]

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The what?
lightnings: (mental keysmash)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...You don't know what that is?!

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
A samurai does not concern himself with anything but the bushido! I consider you Konoha shinobi very, very dear friends, but I cannot possibly understand all the nuances of your strange, backwards customs.
lightnings: (what are you serious)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...The women from your world should also have vaginas.

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That is your cultural preference, I suppose.
lightnings: (mental keysmash)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...the women from your world... don't have vaginas?

[ aside from Zurako? ]

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
How should I know?
lightnings: (cool guys don't look at explosions)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...How... does reproduction work... for Samurai?

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Aa?

[FFFF????]

One gets married, of course.
lightnings: (i just uploaded this for his shoulders)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And then what?

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Produce heirs.
lightnings: (so i'm thinking no)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you telling me females get pregnant by marriage and willpower?

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... not exactly, but...

A-ah, don't be disrespectful!
lightnings: (with a dreamy far off look)

voice

[personal profile] lightnings 2011-01-06 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... that... is traditionally blocked by a hymen.

Re: voice

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A mother-in-law?

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