TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

[itsnotzura]

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞

[FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + NOTE&ACTION]

Comments

[phone call]

[undeadsidekick]

[riiiiiiing ring]

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[CLICK.]

Katsura speaking.

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[undeadsidekick]

Hi, Princess. How's it going?

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

How is what going?

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[undeadsidekick]

Oh, you know. Life.

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

It is progressing linearly, as usual. There have been no flashbacks or timeskips.

Re: [phone call]

[undeadsidekick]

... Err. Right.

Anyway, I just uhh. I had fun the other night. I thought you should know.

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Haa? Why? Are you implying I have somehow fulfilled an obligation? Your fun is not my prerogative. Take responsibility of yourself!

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[undeadsidekick]

I didn't mean that it was your prerogative, I just.

[pause]

Look, I had fun. Sorry I said anything, I guess.

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[confused silence]

[he's not really used to being apologized to, and has no idea why Jason is apologizing]

[nevertheless]

Ah... you should be!

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[another confused silence, as Zura tries to recall more of the other night]

[figures he should get it out of the way]

[asks like it's an interrogation, trying to figure out if Jason is giving him shit over less-than-samurai-like behaviour]

Did I do something particularly amusing to you?

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[undeadsidekick]

[Well, good, because Jay doesn't understand why he has to apologize either. Not like he said anything offensive unless suddenly "fun" is an offensive term.]

Ah-- No. Not really.

Re: [phone call]

[undeadsidekick]

[And he's used to the interrogation voice. Bruce used about the same tone to ask "how was school today".]

You dance well, though. Wasn't expecting that.

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[cue obnoxious puffing up]

Of course. I told you Elizabeth and I very much enjoy dancing.

Re: [phone call]

[undeadsidekick]

[WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO TAKE A COMPLIMENT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON ZURA]

Yeah but you can like something and not be good at it.

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

A samurai strives to always be his best!

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[undeadsidekick]

That so? Well, I think you're pretty okay.

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

If you are meaning to flatter me in exchange for tips, you would be better off asking Elizabeth. Her rhythm is in fact my metronome!

Re: [phone call]

[undeadsidekick]

No. Just flattering you for you.

Elizabeth's got nothing to do with it.

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Aa?

Re: [phone call]

[undeadsidekick]

Yeah. I just wanted to--

You know, I'm gonna hang up before I make an ass out of myself. Great talking with you, Princess.

Re: [phone call]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[a slightly puzzled pause, before;]

It's not Princess, it's Katsura.