MAILBOX ❧ hollyheights

[itsnotzura]

❝every night has us rocking & rolling❞

❝..........................Aa? Is it -- ❞
DIALTONE.

[ FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + MAILBOX&ACTION ]

HOUSE 1428
SPOUSE; KATSURA KOTAROU
SPOUSE; SAKATA GINTOKI
CHILD; MIU MATSUOKA
CHILD; YOZORA MIKAZUKI

Comments

a voicemail HOW DOES VOICEMAIL WORK

[mayoboro]

Eh, moshi moshi. Katsura-san?

[strangely polite]

Remember season four of Brave and Dangerous that you rented out two months ago? I need it.

RETURN CALL...

[itsnotzura]

[strangely polite call back]

[you get more flies with honey than vinegar? or the calm before the storm?]

[or maybe B&D is something... beyond such petty rivalries and conflict of men? something somehow greater and more illustrious than squabbles over the remote and war drawn lines?]

Moshi moshi, Hijikata-san. I think I returned it to the shop, but I can double check.

Re: RETURN CALL...

[mayoboro]

It would be great if you could double check. I spoke with that acne-riddled youth who part-times at the shop and he said it wasn't returned. Not that I am blaming you or anything, Katsura-san, but things like these tend to slip our minds. Completely understandable and forgiveable.

As it is, I am recruiting new viewers for the show. It is a shame that my TV suffered through a criminal act which brought down the VCR as collateral damage. You understand, don't you? These things tend to happen, don't they? To the good guys, always.

Re: RETURN CALL...

[itsnotzura]

I'm sure it was more of a misunderstanding that some idiot made that resulted to your TV's demise. Not a criminal act at all. Since criminal acts only happen to the good guys.

[okay maybe]

[maybe a little pettiness is warranted]

Re: RETURN CALL...

[itsnotzura]

[shuffling, shuffling]

Hn... how strange. I've just remembered that I delegated the return of this video to my husband. I have found the box for the video, but not the video itself. Perhaps he followed my instructions too explicitly, taking only the video back, but not the box for it?

Re: RETURN CALL...

[mayoboro]

An apology would be appreciated. I think the perpetrator must have his or her conscience full of guilt, but even the good guys will be satisfied with a short apology.

[of course, gintoki. you piece of scum.] I can tell for a fact that the video is not in the store. Your husband should commit seppuku to redeem himself.