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HOUSE 1428
SPOUSE; KATSURA KOTAROU
SPOUSE; SAKATA GINTOKI
CHILD; MIU MATSUOKA
CHILD; YOZORA MIKAZUKI

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yo kat.
kitkat.
wiggity wack.
break me off a piece of that.
you a partier??

It's not kat, kitkat, or wiggitywack, it's Katsura. Although the natural modesty expected of a samurai prevents me from proclaiming so, I am in fact a birthday party expert!

its less like a bday bash and more like something celebrating the dopitude of mi familia but ok.
tallying you in as a guest.
specifically my guest.

[!!!]

I would be honoured to help celebrate the dopitude of your family, Homie-dono! Should I bring a dip, or perhaps some kind of party game?

yeah bring some bomb nacho dip.
and condoms i need a lot of those.
i kind of got my own stockpile going on but more cant hurt.

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This is not a fondue party, is it? If so, I would prefer not to attend. I refuse to be involved in such kinds of extravagant decadence.

it has some fondue-like properties i guess being that there will be hella dipping of hella things into hella sauces but no its just a regular ass party for the most part.

I see. Hella dipping sauces are acceptable. I did not know your family was here. I am not sure if such a thing is especially lucky, or especially unlucky.

its the giantest rabbit foot youd ever lay glimpses on bro.
basically be there or be square.

It's not bro, it's Katsura. Rabbit feet are quite cute. I congratulate you on your luckiness, then. Who do you believe me to be? I would never be such an unacceptable shape. What time will the party begin?

Or is it more cool to be late rather than prompt...? Fashionably so, as they say.

But it's not cool to miss any part of a party... just a half hour late and you may become barricaded from inside-jokes, the most annoying of social exchanges to an outsider. What a troublesome decision.

lets just cruise up 10 minutes after it starts and make a grand entrance.

I suppose 10 minutes is an acceptable time to remain cool, but not miss anything too important. Perhaps it would be pertinent to tell you, I am relatively adept at grand entrances.

no shit.
you gonna dress up like some kinda latex nurse this time or what.
i gotta tell you this partyll probably be full of kids so keep it within questionable boundaries as opposed to full-out 'holy shit call the cops we got a top shelf pedophile on our hands' bro.

It's not top shelf pedophile, it's Katsura. Why would I dress up like a latex nurse? That sounds weird and uncomfortable.

Questionable boundaries...?

weird and uncomfortable to you is boner material to another dude kat.
the sooner you realize that the quicker youll learn to exploit all kindsa fetishes for your own personal profit.

I thought this was a kids' party? Why would I want to exploit fetishes? What happened to pin the tail on the donkey, or playing new Bentendo games, or breaking open a pinata? Are these relics from a bygone era? It's not boner material, it's Katsura.

Oh. Is it a costume party?

no holy fuck im talking about a different subject entirely.
also nah im pretty sure its just a bunch of awkward teenagers milling about so i dont plan on staying much longer past schooling everyone with some mad stylings on the turntables.

I had not realised awkwardness in teenagers was so universal. Do your teenagers also smell and raise their voices too much? I look forward to your schooling.

yes and yes.

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