TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

[itsnotzura]

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞

[FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + NOTE&ACTION]

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[an audible warmth interrupts the matter-of-fact delivery]

It gives one the skills and knowledge to protect what one loves, and the goodness in people. It is a vocation that makes the world better, if followed properly.

What could be a better calling?

[pattan]

...


I really can't think of anything better...

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Aa.

I think I am going to make omelets over rice. I accomplished so much this morning, I forgot to eat breakfast.

[pattan]

...Katsura-san. You were right.

I'm not ready for a real katana.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[a thoughtful hum]

Are you ready for omelets?

[pattan]

...I could eat.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Then come to the hangar. Tatsu - Sakamoto's ship is in lot V078.

[pattan]

Ah...alright.

Thank you.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[DISCONNECTED.]

Voice

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

[ring ring]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[CLICK.]

[sounds bored]

You have reached Santa-dono's love love hotline, Cometsura speaking. Do you wish to make merry with the merriest man of all?

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

[Hangs up.]









[Plays that back in her head and realizes that yes, that really WAS Katsura's voice, and no, it was not a wrong number.]

[Calls back again.]

[ring ring]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[CLICK.]

[STILL sounds bored]

You have reached Santa-dono's love love hotline, Cometsura speaking...

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

[interrupts]

It's not Cometsura, it's Katsura. Who isn't really the sort of guy I pictured ever running a "love love" hotline!

[dude how is this not scandalous but stripping off boots and socks is]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Aerith-dono?

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

That's right. Hello~

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Hello, Aerith-dono. Is there something you need assistance with?

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

No, no. I think you helped me enough last week. That's what I'm calling about.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Aa? Do you need spot-cleaner tips? Hold on, allow me to find Elizabeth -

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

Oh, ick. I wouldn't leave a mess that long!

[She will not admit to whether or not she made a mess at all. :|]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I see. Then what was it you wished to...?

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

To say thank you.

And...don't worry about that "rain check".

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah? Is it going to be sunny?

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

...Yes. So forget the umbrella!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Alright. Thank you for the helpful tip, Aerith-dono.