TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

[itsnotzura]

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

❝Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two...

...Elizabeth? Elizabeth! I don't think it's working.❞

[FUNCTIONS; TEXT&VOICE + NOTE&ACTION]

Comments

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

...A-aa...

[he fumbles for words -- with everything that has happened tonight, he's finding it hard to establish himself on solid ground]

[after a beat, he turns away to wipe his hands on a dish cloth, murmuring]

P-perhaps a temporary honourary member, yes, like a substitute homeroom teacher...

action

[lightnings]

You wouldn't be a substitute for anyone. I guess you would be an exchange student.

[ But he's welcome to be an honorary ninja, as long as he doesn't cosplay one. ]

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I see.

[absolutely no promises on that one]

action

[lightnings]

[ He rips off a paper towel ]

I left my shoes in your bedroom.

[ He walks over to go retrieve them ]

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[gives a short nod, turning back to the table, absently tidying nothing]

video

[lightnings]

I'll be there in five minutes.

[ So he's. Leaving in four. The five minutes is just to give you time. ]

action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[after he hears the message, he increases his efforts in nagging Renji to clean up]

[which, of course, results in Renji's cleverly escaping the situation]

[by covering his head and running out the door while Zura throws living room paraphernalia after him]

Re: action

[lightnings]

[ Kakashi comes in through the bedroom window again-- waves hi to Renji-- hey, can you take this potted plant? No, it's okay, Kakashi's got these books and all. ]

[ Walks in and places all the stuff he brought around the living room ]

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[as soon as there is movement in the living room]

[FLINGS A BOTTLE OF HONEY AT HIM]

Re: action

[lightnings]

[ Effortlessly catches! Don't worry; he saw Renji dodging things a second ago ]

Is this for tea?

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Haa? Kakashi-dono. Welcome. You did not use the bathroom pipes, did you?

[INSTANT MOOD CHANGE]

No, that is for my hair... I met someone quite knowledgeable about hair and skin care, and they were kind enough to give me their honey-oil conditioning recipe.

Re: action

[lightnings]

...I'm not sure it's as effective if you throw it at Renji.

Where does this go?

[ The bathroom, then? 'Cause I was totally just in there, what with me coming out of your bedroom and all. ]

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[herp]

[blushes a bit]

[AHEM]

...The bathroom sink would be fine, thank you.

[YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!]

Re: action

[lightnings]

[ Goes to put the honey away and hopes you explained this to your roommates or they might be wondering why there's honey in the bathroom.

But anyway.

He takes a seat back on the couch ARE YOU GOING TO COME STUDY? He is flipping pages open and everything ]

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[as if my roommates even ask questions anymore]

[returns to the common area, kneels on the floor right in front of Kakashi!]

Re: action

[lightnings]

[ It's ok, he's used to slouching. ]

Did you read over the notes for [ ALIEN NAME ] Conspiracy [ NOUN ] [ PLANT ] Society [ EVENT ] of [ YEAR ]?

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Yeees, senseeeei.

[have the semi-attentive drawl of an entire classroom]

Re: action

[lightnings]

Then what was the plot of St. [ FOOD PRODUCT + ALIEN LETTERS + NAME ] against the [ INSTITUTION ] of [ COUNTRY ] on the planet [ PLANET ] by [ CONSTELLATION!! WRITING MAIL OUT IN THE GALAXY MUST BE ANNOYING ]?

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Friendship conquers all, senseeei.

Re: action

[lightnings]

...

[ He'd so pass you if you were taking one of his usual tests. ]

No, he was going to [ EVENT ] [ TERRORISM ] [ COME ON, TERRORISM!! ]

Re: action

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[ other obscure terrorist act ] ?

Re: action

[lightnings]

No, that was forty years later.

[ACTION]

[pattan]

[So yeah, that amanto sex doll that Sakamoto got Shinpachi for Christmas?]

[He's somehow managed to turn it off and subdue it. Now it's in a giant burlap sack and he's trying to stuff it into the cargo hold of Sakamoto's ship.]

[Very solemnly.]

[It actually looks like he's trying to hide evidence.]






[Solemnly.]

Re: [ACTION]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[a voice from above]

Stowaways will be deserted on the nearest meteorite. No free rides.

Re: [ACTION]

[pattan]

That's fine, you can leave this wherever you want.